“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.
“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
BRONEYMOON
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
what
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
…
um
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
